Cone Crushers
It’s the reason many cruise ships shut down their self-serve soft serve machines each night. Cone crushers. Most likely the work of roving teenage cruise gangs, delicious, empty soft-serve cones are crushed to pieces inside of their protective holder. Not only does this create a mess for the ship’s crew to deal with, it makes grabbing the next clean cone nearly impossible. Cones are friends not an object to be destroyed in a time of late night boredom.
