Stateroom Stalking
You’ve reached your deck from the elevator. As you file out, another passenger exits the elevator ahead of you. You start walking towards your stateroom. He’s walking a few steps ahead of you…and in the same direction. You both make a left. You both keep walking. Staterooms continue to pass both of you by. He glances over his shoulder to see if you’re still following. You still are. He turns right finally. He’s the stateroom next to you. You enter your stateroom feeling more like a stalker than ever before. Your neighbor thinks you are a stalker. You just hope you don’t make balcony eye contact later in the day.
